Oddities of us: Dancing on a picnic table in the park to our own beat, rubbing noses while saying admirable traits (even though we are mocking a movie with that one), when you sit on my face and act like you’re going to fart on it, telling each other our dreams nearly every morning, sometimes when we get ready to say the exact same thing at a random moment, picking your skin bumpies, that time we fake huffed glitter under a blanket sitting around a disco ball, acting like we don’t know how to kiss each other resulting in our faces just rubbing together, watching you pee….multiple times, sleeping in cars just to be together at night, how you always take me out to eat and ALWAYS pay for it (it’s nice, but you don’t have to do it), The Brave Little Toaster, obsession with ramen noodles, you now know how every pair of jeans you own looks on you and which ones make your butt look the best, sarcasm and joking, I have listed every single date I’ve seen you since we met, we once figured up a percentage on somewhere around 70% of my days being spent with you since February, there are no boundaries on our topics of discussion

You’re my best friend.